...but I will anyway.
I told the Lord tonight, on my long drive home, that I was tired of coming home to an empty house and an empty bed.
So I walked into my bedroom and out from the folds of my comforter walks a three inch long, and an inch thick - cockroach, trying to bury himself in my sheets.
And of course I can hear God laughing. "What? It's all I had on such short notice!"
I think I'd rather go to bed ALONE :)